Ok, so earlier today I was working on beefing up my Linkedin.com profile. I sent out various requests for testimonials from people I have worked for through the years. Be it the brewing company, casino, scrapbooking, or most recently real estate. Yes, this is a diverse resume.
Tonight I received the most HILARIOUS endorsement, as he put it so eloquently. This man has known me for over 30 years, as he use to have to cart me around with my older sister. We have been friends now as adults, as he also remains very close to Stacie. Anyhow, he had no idea how much I needed to laugh out loud tonight...but this did it! Those of you who don't know me well, won't get it.
And those that do, will get a chuckle out of his life-long observations of this girl, now woman that he had to put up with for years.
Thanks, Tim!
Kellie is a very nice person who lives in an unreasonable climate. She is the only woman that ever sent me flowers... It wasn't even my funeral, but I've never forgotten it. She has 2 children that look like her clones. She has to put up with the fact that her big sister lives across the street and undoubtedly comes over to mooch meals and smooches from the kiddies. Her big sister had to take her everywhere when she was 10. They both resented it at the time, but it built character. She had really big Hair in the 80s and could have been in a hair band or at least an mtv video had she applied her hair in the proper fashion. Now she sometimes puts cheese on her head or rubber hair. She is from Wacousta but that doesn't explain it completely. I've heard that she can stand on one leg for up to a minute (if she hasn't had too much wine and she is holding onto a table.) She once lived in Salt Lake City, but was only married to one man so she had to move. Plus she had lived in Las Vegas before that, so that was no good either. Plus she worked for a Brewery and a Casino - I'm surprised Salt Lake let her across the city limits. she had a blog once, but some guy from Michigan started writing his opinions in the input section so she had to stop it. Now she lives in Montana and probably puts carrots out in the snow for the Rabbits. Mostly now she sits around and cuts out letters and pictures of people and puts them in books much the same way that the unibomber or some serial killer would during their stalking phase. Only people pay for her to make her pages and they are more tasteful and she has never sent a mail bomb to anyone. One day some pictures of our child showed up in a book at our house. We sent her money. then some pictures of some of our dogs showed up. We sent her more money. We are happy about the pictures and the money and don't want the fbi to investigate. We haven't gotten any more pictures recently and haven't sent any more money.
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